WORK, SPECIAL EDITION: GABBY’S BIRTHDAY BACCHANAL
Friends, Romans, Countrymen,
Lend me your ears,
Or better yet your chalices
So we can say “Cheers!”
In the grand tradition of my birthdays past,
Let’s put on some costumes and all have a blast.
This year we’ll pay homage to Ancient Rome,
A debaucherous place we’d have loved to call home.
So to celebrate 34 years of making wonderful friends,
This Thursday, we binge and be naughty, dress up and make pretend
That we’re senators and soldiers and even slaves, if you like,
Just make sure you wear togas and sandals and dress the part right!
And I apologise profusely that this invitation comes late
But Rome wasn’t built in a day, my good mate.
Get thee to your nearest Halloween pop-up store,
They’ll have all the props you need and more.
But if you haven’t got time, cojones or much imagination,
We’ll also have other props to facilitate your participation.
(And for reference’s sake, I’ve attached videos for your wardrobe education.)
Just like the city that Romulus built,
The night will be fraught with indulgences sans guilt.
Our walls, too, shall floweth o’er with wine
Because that’s our idea of a fabulous time.
Veni, vedi, vici,
Amo meus amici.
*And btw, thanks for all the sweet, warm greetings today.
You guys really know how to make this ole gal’s birthday!*
Love or what you will.
G.
Just wait till you see what we’ve done with the place! Try to wear white and/or gold!
